The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to die at will

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to wink really fast.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!