The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to fly indoors

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!