The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power of fart helium

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The power to write a country song

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to control nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!