The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to cry acid tears

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to clean

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!