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Retractable Teeth

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The power to turn your head 360 degrees

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

The power to have a small penis

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

wast your time on the computer

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!