TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to troll.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!