the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!