The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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to be shitty

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!