The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!