The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to have a small penis

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!