The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!