The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to have no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!