The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!