The power to read your own mind!

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to fart upon command.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to bleed

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!