The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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Dejavu

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to be phone

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!