The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to see through thin air

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power die if you think.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Asexual reproduction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!