The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to bleed

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!