The power to die at will

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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power to eat through your but

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to vote

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!