The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!