The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

thumb_up thumb_down -29

the power to have another pointless superpower

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +166

The power to know what Erika is!

thumb_up thumb_down +164

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

thumb_up thumb_down +150

The power to sweat soup.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The ability to breath, but only in space.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to be -100% faster...

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to only tell the truth

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

the ability to solve paradoxes

thumb_up thumb_down +36

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

thumb_up thumb_down +32

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!