Asexual reproduction.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to sleep

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!