The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to not finish your

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to pee ants.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to do nothing

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!