the power to fire my lazer

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to snore.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to repel women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!