The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power of trolling your self

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to sweat soup.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!