The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to smell any point in time

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to fire my lazer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!