The power to teleport through open doors

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power of the succulent game

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Balls.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!