The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see through glass

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!