The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to have a power

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to control nothing

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!