The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power of the succulent game

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Balls.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!