The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!