The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the power to not have a power

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to fail at life

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to fart mace

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!