The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to be justin beiber

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!