- Pointless Super Powers

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

+102

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

+86

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

+72

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

+58

The power to sleep for one thousand years

+56

The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

+48

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.