The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to remember th...

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Feeling people's depression.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!