A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to only see glass.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Grass eating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!