the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Meatvision.

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Taekwondo

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!