Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to get STD's

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!