Immunity to antipsychotic medication

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

the power to die at will

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

the power to see through glass

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

the power to fail at life

the power to turn into nothing.

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to care for anything and nothing.

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The super pow.er to die at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!