The power to get foot-boners

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to die on command

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to smell poop

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to die

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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penis

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!