- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

The power to die when u drink bleach

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

Pointless Super Powers