the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power of bullet atraction

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!