- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

The power to turn wine into water

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

alarm that goes off when hiding

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to make other people hold their breath.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

Pointless Super Powers