The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to be born again

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!