the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to change your emotions

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power of gentle breeze

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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Tits for a guy.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!