- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

The ability to visually contract STD's

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

The power to set money on fire

The power to get AIDS.

The power to control any type of urine or feces

Black power

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

The power to make vegetables horny.

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

Pointless Super Powers