The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!