The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to think you have powers.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!