The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to sleep

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!