The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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hey

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Asexual reproduction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!