The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!