The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!