The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

The power to shit in your eye

The power to accept the terms and conditions

The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

the power to taste your own spit

The power to withstand camel rape.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

The power to science.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!