The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to science.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!