The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to wink with both eyes

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!