the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!