The power to be buried at sea

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to science.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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Third armpit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!