the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!