The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!