The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to see John Cena.

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To call me maybe

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!