The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to die at will

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!