The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to take a crap.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!