The power to science.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

You can read the minds of rocks.

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

The Power to bite your own ear.

The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

The power to be bad at everything

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

the power to remember th...

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The power to catch em all

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!