The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!