the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to suck your own dick

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!