The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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make youself dumb

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to cry acid tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!