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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).
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make youself dumb
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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.
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The power to cry acid tears
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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.
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the power to suck but only when your awesome
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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.
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The power to summon earthworms
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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.
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To call me maybe
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the ability to walk through your clothes
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The power to not yawn after someone else does.
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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.
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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road
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the power to have a pointless superpower
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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...
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The power to not have this superpower
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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.
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The power to have a black president
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wast your time on the computer
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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.
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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.
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the power to see through bananas
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The power to be really bad at math.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!