The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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Liam Brudenell

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!