The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to sleep

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to have a black president

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!